January 2012
anderhudsons:
worst moment of 2011
stopitsgingertime:
it must really suck to be a muggleborn wizard though
i mean think about it
you’re just some average kid and you find out you’re fucking magic, hey cool
but then you get shipped off to some dreary castle where all the other kids know shit you don’t and everyone wears fuck-ugly medieval robes and the teachers are decrepit and often homicidal and the classes are ridiculously...
Reblog if you're a Faberry shipper.
Don’t like it, reblog it. You’ll see why once you do.
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Chris's ass inside those leather pants is going to...
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alluponeachother:
darren and chris are probably grinding and or making out in a closet right now
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narcrissistic:
blaineandersons:
That fact we’re sitting at home blogging and crying over a disgustingly blurry photo is actually really much funnier than it should be
on new year’s eve
deathbyleatheronesie:
As soon as full HD versions of those pictures come out
I’m setting them as my phone background
I’m setting them as my computer background
I’m hanging them over every inch of wall surface in my room
I’m putting them all in a photo album to take with me everywhere I’m going
I’m getting them tattooed all over my body
I AM GOING TO FUCKING LICK THEM
2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
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in real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
bethmai:
i hope chris has a boyfriend
because if someone isn’t worshipping that ass every day then there is an injustice in this world
December 2011
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feableweiner:
we reblog each other
we follow each other
we talk to each other
i think we both know what comes next
churchofcheesus:
“gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
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avengedfuckingsevenfold:
Party rock is in the house tonight Party rock is in the house every night Party rock never leaves the house Party rock has no social life I am party rock
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So who here lives in/near Florida?
tyleroakley:
Let’s hang out.
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I wanna hang out with Tyler…. Damn cockblocked by distance once again.
Which ship do you think I'm the child of? →
cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
lunalalonde:
it really is a party when three tumblr addicts are together in one room with their respective laptops
When a glee song comes on the speakers at the...
leepbc14:
kurtelizabethcolfer:
Keep it together man. Keep it together.
Or the mall. Or the hair salon. Me: “Don’t sing along. Everybody will find out you ship Klaine and have a Tumblr and write fanfic!”
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no2statusquo:
YES! Yes I have. All. The. Time. So I’ve decided, a better way to deal with my shipper feels is to maybe follow some more shippers!
If you ship:
Klaine
CrissColfer
AnderBerry Siblings (is that technically a ship? whatever, i like it!)
I WILL TOTALLY FOLLOW YOU!!!
…gonna go back to crying internally about my feelings noww.
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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So what do you say when your sister asks "One day...
friend: so how's your love life?
me: what love life?
me: oh you mean the one with darren criss? great, thanks for asking :)
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letyourcolorsshine:
acciovoldy:
i like
big
butts
and i cannot lie
you otha sistas can’t deny
when darren walks in
with dat itty bitty waist
and a round thing in yo face
you get
SPRUNG
all the lady boners.
this might be the best thing ever.
grantsdick:
crying because darren is wearing a freaking university of michigan t-shirt in that H2$ video and it’s just like we know how far you’ve come did you really have to do that because now it’s raining on my face and i don’t know how to make it stop
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ohblainers:
evarren:
ok but darren’s WAIST like is it even fucking possible for it to be that tiny hE IS THE LITTEST THING
I think he keeps his organs in his biceps.
Or his ass.